Little Dots - Frank Zappa

So Gail Zappa died, and handed the vault over to Ahmet and Diva. Since her passing in October 2015, we have gotten a total of 9 releases in the course of 12 months. Now I'm not going into the, she's evil and wanted to fuck over Frank. Why? Because it's pointless, there's no need for that. What I will go into is the fact we finally have gotten lots of albums out. One of which, Meat Light, I was hoping to see the light of day. This is official release number 108, and is sort of a sequel to Imaginary Diseases. All of these tracks were taken from the petite Wazoo tour, so Fall 1972. I'm kinda curious to see what comes if this, and I vaguely remember hearing about this before Gail passed. Like months maybe, or maybe it was around when she passed.... Who cares. I also want to say if all goes well this year I'll have like 10 Zappa reviews out, and the ten are almost completely done.

1. Cosmik Debris: Years ago I heard a bootleg taken from around this time (Fall 1972) and it had Cosmik Debris on it. Now one of my favorite things about Frank is before and after a song is released, there often are different versions or arrangements of it. Since I had heard the version from around this time I kinda figured what it might sound like. The biggest difference is this sounds much bigger, and big band oriented and there isn't those little motifs to accompany the lyrics. It's not bad, but it's kinda stripped back a bit and not as fun. The performance is pretty solid though. The solo also works fine, but it's not the best solo I've heard for this song. But I like the tone, but that's probably because of the audio quality. It's fine.
2. Little Dots (Part 1): Sitting at just under 11 minutes this is actually very neat. There is a weird sort of avant-garde jazz/free jazz feeling to the beginning and even the bass solo feels like it could be in the style. There feels like its more rocky than jazz but I still like what I'm hearing. Also the playing could be free improvisation but I also feel like the notes aren't crazy enough or all over the place enough to be that. There is some sort of logic to the notes. And the drums have a consistent rhythm. I love the steel drum, played by Jim Gordon, that comes in, nice touch if I'm being honest. It goes back to the bass and the bass feels like its playing something from maybe Apostrophe (maybe an early idea for the title track). Its a nice calmer feeling than the previous two. The way it sounds also remind me of the way that song sounds. A calm guitar solo comes in and its quite. Maybe its just the quality but everything sort of seems quieter. There is some okay playing and the guitar also remind me of the track before alluded to ('). Though I also wanna say Zombie Woof's solo comes too. I like the song and like that it was released. Yeah the solo goes a bit long but for the most part it ain't too bad for a sort of sketch. It kind of just sounds like jamming or them trying to re create it like. There is some horns that come in at the very ending before the track segues into the next. The horns are a bit odd but I wish that would have happened longer than the solo. 
3. Little Dots (Part 2): This is a straight blues number. Like fucking slide guitar blues rock. This is also over 10 minutes, about 11 1/2. I do like this but I don't get why it was cut into two parts. Why not make it one track unless it was supposed to replicate the way it was to be on vinyl. This track hits pretty hard and I am passed because I'm drawing a blank on what this reminds me of. If it wasn't for the driving force of the band I'm positive I would have lost interest but the playing on guitar is pretty consistent for this long of a solo. The the only other solo on record that is this consistent for this long maybe something off Joe's Garage. I like the horns then getting time to shine and love the wah on the guitar. It sounds so fucking good. Its so wet like it... Maybe I should use that analogy. But the horns are a nice touch to add a new flavor. They also have some nice soloing and sound super damp, like i think its a trumpet solo (kinda sounds, at times, like a wet fart). This track is kind of losing some of its steam at the 8 minute mark, like enough to were I kinda almost don't wanna listen any more. But the tracks almost over so trudge on. There there a riff that comes in and I like it. It isn't the greatest ever but it works as a sort of vehicle to take the track to its ending. Another solo plays over it and its for sure Frank because I know that playing, and it...... It isn't doing much here for me. So the slide was probably Tony playing.  But the track almost feels like its slowing down at one part. Like it was manually slowed down. The guitar sounds kind of terrible here its hard to make out with the other instruments and this sounds chaotic a bit but unintentionally so. Its okay I mean is skip the last solo and maybe cut the track down 3 minutes but it isn't too bad. Then of course it comes back to the word sort of Gregory Peckary "busy making them" part. 
4. Rollo: This track includes all three sections of Rollo (Rollo, The Rollo Interior Area and Rollo Goes Out). I don't think I've ever heard all of the track before on a bootleg. I've heard the official releases and the bits played on Yellow Snow off On Stage 1 and Chicago '78 (which isn't all of it but it's a lot of it). The thing that took my by surprise was, I cant believe I never heard the lyrics to this song. Also a vocal version exists, and for whatever reason the melody made so much more sense. Like I feel like it was supposed to have words sung to it. Not taking away from other versions or usages of it, I was just like yeah I get this. It seems so weird to hear Rollo played as a bluesy number. Like I like, but its weird to wrap my head around this honestly. I didn't think I would be thrown surprises like this from the Vault anymore. Its a fun song and the story is pretty goofy. Is listen to this track and the next track for certain of any two. This also has my favorite version of the interior and I love the solo of this. Its a great vehicle for soloing. The vamp here is fucking great and the solo works very effectively. Like its out there enough to work well with what hes doing on the guitar. Even the sort of vamp change doesn't hurt anything. I love the horns coming in and I can't believe a full version of this hasn't been released sooner. This has a sort of weird thing happen I can't exactly explain before going back to the regular feeling song. It feels very 20th century to me. I really like this though. There's a lot of good shit in the song waiting for you. And this is the first track here that didn't feel a bit long.
5. Kansas City Shuffle: I can't be the only one, but do I hear some Anything You Wanna Do in this progression. Now yeah, what you fucking stupid its a twelve bar blues progression (or something similar to that) of course it sounds similar. No like I actually hear the backing just with a different band and no vocals. And I can actually sing the song over it, so this is actually a nice little treat for me. This is also the best song on the album, and easily the most accessible. I really like the trumpet and the guitar's strumming pattern works quite well. Also killer solo, really he did a great job here. The band is working quite well together and this would be like single material. Or if this band had a live album come out, this should have been on it.
6. 'Columbia' S.C.' (Part 1): Here we are, at the last two part song. This first half sits at just under 9 minutes (8:58) and opens with dialogue. Frank implies they make something up, so it might be improvised music. This opens very odd, there is a creeping feeling to it, and it has some nice steel drums that kind of make it even more off. This is what I would consider avant-garde jazz. It also sounds as if it's based off Rock a bye Baby, but perverted in a manner similar to Bebop Tango.... but more. I think this definitely wouldn't appeal to everyone, but I'm eating this up. It's a bit subdued, but I love it. The way the track is building and growing makes it feel like it's worth the wait. There is a section where I feel like it should be a bit louder and chaotic, but it works. I feel like I'm on a merry-go-round and I'm drunk and ready to pass out but not quite there yet. The hinge of blacking out. I also really dig that bass line, and the trumpet here reminds me of Bebop Tango. I almost wonder if this is quoting it or was a predecessor to it.... though it was performed originally around this time. It also, towards the end, reminds me of The Grand Wazoo.
7. 'Columbia' S.C.' (Part 2): The second half sits at 16:41, the transition is quite apparent, but it isn't bad. Like you can tell this is a different section, and it feels very secret agent-y. The way it was edited has nothing to do with me knowing. I really like the guitar and I am a bit surprised he would have done something like this to be honest. Like they could be soloing over a James Bond vamp. I could see someone saying this is long, but unlike the other longer track, this kind of feels like it's paying off. This is actually a really cool track and there is some great shit that happens here, honestly one of the most exciting solos I've heard from Frank like ever. Where the fuck was this on Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar? Like This could have so easily replaced any track on any of those, with the exception of maybe Deathless Horsie, Heavy Duty Judy and Canard du Jour. And listen to those drums...... AGH! This really is worth the 16 minutes. I also like the ending quite a bit, and it's surprising he didn't do more with this band. They have some chemistry at times. I'm sure it would have even furthered if he spent more time, but then again I wouldn't have gotten the albums that follow, so... who knows.

Overall I have to give this a 8/10. While there were lower points... I gotta say this was the best album released this year by the ZTF. I wish the audio was better, but its not the end of the world, especially considering some if the shit Joe Traver's had to do to preserve/transfer the tapes. I will always be a Zappa fan, the thing is the more I listen and the more I learn about music the more I love his music. The older I get the more intelligence I gain the more I love and find humor in his lyrics. I also think if you dug ID you'll dig this. Give it a shot.

While in reality they'll never see this, I just wanted to post what I'd like to hear from the Zappa vaults. (Note: I understand things are in different stages of availability so they might not be able to recover it, but I just wanna say this). A live concert from 1966, 1967. 1969 (with Lowell George). If possible live stuff from the early pre-Mothers days. Another guitar solos album, maybe the whole Pauley Pavillion show, and the whole Auditorium Theater show on Mothers Day 1974. Another Petite Wazoo compilation and show (Bebop Tango). A concert from the 88 band, or at least an album that contains '88 versions of older songs. A concert from 82 and the July 22nd, 1984 show with Johnny Guitar Watson, George Duke, Denny, Bruce and Aynsley and Napi. Maybe a show from the Beefheart tour. I'd also be interested in more Yellow Shark material if possible. And also The Rage and The Fury album. That's all I can think of atm, but yeah stuff I think would be cool to hear.

Chicago '78 - Zappa

I wanted to fit in one last one before I had to do the Christmas reviews. This is one of the newest Zappa records to drop, I'll not acknowledge the existence of Zappetite, but this was released on November 4th, 2016 and was dropped alongside Little Dots and Meat Light. The album is the September 29th concert at the Uptown Theater in Chicago. Now I was excited to see this being released, it's a Chicago show and I live not far from there. While I've heard official releases from this band, the Fall '78 band is featured on Beat the Boots albums Saarbrücken 1978 and At the Circus, plus a number of various live tracks on different albums (On Stage and Tinsel Town) here and there and the Halloween album from 2003. But I still have hope, I mean look at the line up. Vinnie on drums, Denny on guitar and vocal, Ike on vocal and guitar, Arthur on bass guitar, Tommy and Peter both on keyboards and to wrap it up..... Ed Mann on percussion and rat. I mean that's a pretty solid line up of you ask me. Yeah, it maybe true I didn't like Saarbrücken, nor am I crazy about At the Circus or the Halloween album, but who knows. To be fair; Halloween does have a minor line up difference, No Ike, L. Shankar or Arthur, but still. I mean in reality most of this I've heard other versions from this period, so I'll have a general idea ahead of time what is being played. But I could always be surprised. 

1. Chicago Walk On: This opens with the Lather conversation, and you hear the introduction in the background. I'm wondering if they actually played this while they got on stage. I like the drums I'm hearing but I'm not sure what's live and what was before hand you know.
2. Twenty-One: At first I wondered if this is something along the lines of Thirteen. It wasn't until I revisited Halloween I realized, it's probably more in line with Ancient Arnaments. I mean it's basically the same track listing for the first 4 tracks. This is an instrumental track and I'm liking the vamp I'm hearing so far. The solo from this actually isn't half bad, I mean I'm digging what I'm hearing. So far I think this might have been a solid choice to use for a release and I'm glad and feeling confident. This sounds like it wouldn't have been out of place on Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar, any of them. The only complaint is it doesn't really go anywhere. But it is enjoyable.
3. Dancin' Fool: Ah Dancin' Fool, a track that was featured on the famous Sheik Yerbouti record. This is, more or less, the same as the album version. The deviations come from differences to side commentary and other little tiny things. The drums sound a bit different, but that's obvious, different drummer. The song has a bit of a different vibe to it, but it's still done the same way it is from the original album. Where a track like Uncle Remus - Mix Outtake revived my love of the song, I never was tired of this track so something like this doesn't do much for me. 
4. Easy Meat: I love this song, really I honestly do, it's just there isn't a version I think completely works... For me at least. The TTR version is great, it just goes on to long, and the extra sections definitely hurt the song for me. On Stage 5's version is also great but the song section isn't as strong as the original. So I can kind of assume this is sung by Ike and a bit slower than on the 80's versions of the song. There is a heaviness that I feel should be here, it kinda feels like a hard rock/heavy metal song. This is a solid version and I think the solo is so much better here than on the original album. The original just kind transitions into the orchestra part of Sink Trap then comes back and the guitar just doesn't stop, its like if (since hearing this live album, not the tracks original version) the Yo Mama solo drained you to the point where the pay off doesn't even register. Like you were done before it even gets to the good part. I wish the song was maybe faster and we got this type of solo on the original. Though I guess it could work faster then slow it down, to this tempo, for the vamp. I'm probably just being picky, this track is still overall really good (and flows better than the original I think). This is also a bit more hard rock (70's rock) vs heavy metal (or 80s rock). I'm an idiot, I can't believe I forgot about the best version of the song, the Crush All Boxes version. 
5. Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?: A ZiNY cut, I fucking love this one. This is a great version of the song, though it's nothing I haven't heard already. I do like the drums on this one though. But sadly I don't have much more to say about it. My one complaint is Terry had a personality and Vinnie doesn't really. He's an amazing drummer and has a personality when he plays, but I can't imagine him singing about Punky Meadows. Though he didn't make seal calls for whatever reason. I miss Terry's shrieks and that makes this not as engaging. I do like Denny, Tommy and Ike but they don't do what Terry does with Patrick and the other members who were with the band while they were. It's like those two are the best friends in High School who have been away from each other for years and meet up again and just play off each other perfectly like no time has passed. I don't feel the same chemistry with this band's vocalists.
6. Keep It Greasy: I have heard the live version from On Stage 3, and it's more or less faithful to the album.... But no where near as good. Kinda like when a band is on their fourth decade and they play the songs they wrote on their first album, probably not as good. Hopefully this cut will either be different, or a solid enough version in its own right. Well, this version is like a slower version of the album version. Not significantly, just enough to where it's like why? It's also not as big or engaging. Like it doesn't suck me in and make me wanna play along or be a part of it, the same way Joe's version does. 
7. Village of the Sun: I don't think I've heard a version of this from this period. I do really like Napi's vocals on the Roxy album, and also on later versions from '74 (Token, On Stage 2). I'm figuring, based on my knowledge of his vocals, Ike will l be singing the song for the performance. Right before this was released, I re-stumbled upon the Saarbrucken 1978 track listing. Whrn I saw it I was like, "I don't remember at all this track on there". This is similar to the original and I'm glad they did it that way. This is a pretty solid version and Ike gives a great performance. There are parts that do feel a bit bare, but I still enjoy this overall rendition. The ad-libs also work quite well. Yeah there is five extra minutes in this version, but I'm not growing tired of the track. I really like the vamp in the track. The solo is nice, and there's this weird twang that I really like in the background.
8. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing: I kind of have an idea of how this song will go, but that doesn't take away form the track. I do like the slide guitar on this, and this is a far more laid back version of the track. This doesn't really get me into is as much as the other album version, or even the SNL version, but it still works.
9. Bamboozled by Love: Again this feels a bit slower than the album version. I'm glad some of these weren't released until Vai joined because they are not heavy metal enough. This feels more like a blues number. Yeah I like the solo, but by the point it comes in I've kind of been checked out. Not like, I'm not paying attention, just I've been bored and am done with the song. The coda or ending is the most interesting part of the song.
10. Sy Borg: It'll be nice to hear a live version of this song, I haven't heard one yet... at least from my recollection. I remember reading it was originally an instrumental, I'm thinking something along the lines of Tush Tush Tush maybe. But wouldn't that be at the beginning of the concert then? I mean the lyrics to that are so much a part of the story, in the same way A Token of My Extreme's are, I can't imagine he used them. So it'll probably be a vamp with a solo or maybe different lyrics. Wow, I'm surprised this is more or less the album version. The only real difference is the slick and lush production of the album. And the percussion is very audible in this. The guitar on this track is really great and subdued too, or is that keyboards. I don't know, and it doesn't really matter, this track is worth a few listens alone. Really I've listened to this a few times since listening to the album, and posting the review. I love this cut and it's a lot easier to digest maybe than the album version. It doesn't have Sy talking, which I think is appropriate in context of the album, but not if I just wanna listen to the song.

Now on to disc 2. There are more songs here than on the Halloween album but I do also want to point out (including an introduction) 7 of the 17 tracks are on both of the albums. They're in common. But on the Saarbrucken album there are 12 tracks in common.

1. Little House I Used to Live In: During this period, from the boots I've heard, this is a stand out. I generally like this tune, but I really dig it during the late 70's live. My favorite being from the Poughkeepsie show from the 21st of September 1978 (8 days before this show). They should release that show at some point. I really like this introduction, and it makes me a bit excited for what to come. It grabs my attention and I'm like what I'm hearing. I really like the differences between the parts. The band is doing a really good job on this and I really enjoy the keyboard sounds on this. It's shit like this that makes me forget about Bamboozled and the other tracks that don't do much for me, well in the context of the album not in reality. I really like the changes and I really like the part where it goes into double time. It's been a while since I've heard the '78 version of this but I gotta say I'll be revisiting this. That vocal keyboard matching thing they George Duke did on Bebop Tango isn't bothering me here. I mean I could easily see myself being annoyed but I dig it. There is also a sort of progressive rock feeling I'm getting to this, but this feels far more interesting than a lot of those old records I heard loved and grew away from. I also really like the gospel organ sound they got in that one section. Really digging the jazzy feeling and Vinnie is doing a great job here, and impressing me. It doesn't even sound like he's trying.
2. Paoxysmal Splendor: I'ma take a shot in the dark and guess this is either a solo or an instrumental. Most likely a solo, though it could also be a talking track or an intro/audience participation. I really dig the Greggory name drop, didn't expect that. I also really enjoy the waltz or tango. The guitar reminds me a tad of Love is Strange. This is a fun track and I'm glad it's here. This is kinda like a proto '88 tour goof around you know where it's like they'd just throw in sounds and burps and what not and try to make each other laugh. I also like the Beautiful Guy quote, the bass line is great and the solo has nice overdrive. I don't think it's his best but I wonder if this is where the riff is derived from (the vamp). There's something he's doing on guitar I've heard somewhere before but I'm drawing a blank. I also love the keys sound on this track. This is probably the highlight and the boogie section's solo so makes up for the lack of one in the Beautiful Guy one. This actually kinda reminds me, his guitar, of Deep Purple. They also play Crew Slut in the track. I don't really know how to feel about this. It's like a gift from heaven. 
3. Yo Mama: This is actually on an album I plan to do next March, and the only other version I can recall (outside of one of the shows it was made up of) was from, I wanna say, '88. But regardless it'll be nice to hear a non overdubbed version and being a whole version of the song, not made up from different shows. Maybe that'll hurt it, who knows, but I think it'd be nice. The song section of it works and I enjoy what I'm listening to. I don't think its as good as the album version so far, but it's pretty faithful to it. Well with the exception Ike. The second that solo starts I get nervous, like it's so bare and he better do something great or I'll check out. I am not sure, but it sounded like he quoted Zoot Allures at one point. The solo is better than I expect it would be, but it's not like it really does anything. It sounds like he's quoting a few songs in other parts, I think it sounded better when the drums come in, along with the bass, but I don't know. I like that the drums are speeding up, but that doesn't particularly sell me on the live cut. I feel like if the solo was a bit more focused this would be phenomenal (before 8 minute mark maybe 7:30). The song kind of comes into focus and we get something really nice and I'm glad we eventually got here. Did it take a while.....yeah. But the pay off is worth it I guess. I mean it's a more grand pay off than Tupelo Honey. I like the ending of the track and it was good enough. I mean I'm not sure if I liked it enough to bold, but I don't know. That outro solo is great with the vocals. I'm glad this is here.
4. Magic Fingers: This is a track that I'm glad they brought back from the grave. It was originally on 200 Motels and I remember digging the Halloween version. I'm a bit surprised this is basically faithful to the original version, with differences to instruments and sounds. I'm not complaining, but I'm just a bit surprised. Plus they really sound like Flo & Eddie. Solid hard rock number. I really like the sort of kookiness of the ending and I like the Louie Louie quote
5. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow: There exists no version from the late 70's revival of this song, I care all that much for. In fact, though I love it, it never reached the highs it would during those 73 shows.  So I'm hoping it's just Yellow Snow and not the entire suite. Well fuck me, because we got all 18 fucking minutes. Also it's fucking 2:26 in the morning, not looking forward to being up another 34 minutes because of this track. I don't know what it is but I get bothered by the keyboards playing the marimba part. I mean this is superior to the On Stage #1 version, but I far appreciate the Crux the Biscuit live version and my favorite version Apostrophe. Like I honestly get very little out of this track. The one highlight for me, if I'm being honest, is the Chicago name drop in "unknown to the people on this area" part. I'm glad the audience participation isn't a poetry reading. And the voting comment did make me laugh, but I don't know. Part of the charm of the track for me is the commentary and his ad libs and jokes to the audience, in the live versions. This one has some nice little things that do make me laugh. The marimba works, but the keyboards in the St Alphonso into bother me and I'm not jiving at all with this version of St Al. There' only like two parts I like, the part where they repeat it before the "stole the margarine" line and that instrumental section following because they keys aren't so prominent. Father Oblivion is good enough, but I feel like something's missing. Napi does a really great version with his vocals. I don't know, they changed enough to make it this bands, but it just doesn't have that charm. The "domnius vo-bisque" section is okay enough. This includes Rollo, and while I dig it I don't dig the lyrics to the song. It kind of ruins the subtlety. I know, Frank and subtlety that's a joke right? But in the original you could tell he was jerking off, they didn't come out and say cock. They make it kind of obvious but don't say it. I don't know, it's just kinda like. Oh in case you're a fucking idiot, he's masturbating.
6. Strictly Genteel: I was really looking forward to this one too, and this is the encore. This was worth the wait, though it doesn't really differ from the On Stage #6 version. I do wish this was the closer though, but I do like the shorter versions of the following track anyway, so this should be a nice ending.
7. Black Napkins: Closing is an appropriate number, and a classic, Negro Nakins (in a Thing Fish vernacular). I guess this is shorter maybe because of the shitty version of Yellow Snow. This is a solid version of the track and doesn't over stay it's welcome. A nice closer.

Overall I have to give this album a 7/10. I mean I guess in theory, this isn't anything new. The earlier albums I mentioned  all have this so you're not really getting much new. I mean if you like this period it's solid, but I don't think I'll revisit this outside of the bold tracks. I will say there exist version of all the songs here I do enjoy listening to, it's just some of these aren't the ones I'd go to or really even like enough to revisit. I think the best comparison is to a film. A really good film pulls you in and you forget what's going on other than the Film. It's as if your a part of it, these songs for the most part don't do that. Some do. But most don't. One thing I also want to point out is of all the tracks released this year; all 153 (including alternate takes/versions) the best, outside of Meat Light, were tracks like Twenty-One, Little House, King Kong/Igor's Boogie, A Piece of Contemporary Music and the other longer instrumental tracks. Why not just put those in a compilation a llah On Stage. I mean I why release complete concerts if the material is 90 been heard in other shows. Maybe make Joes Solage an album of solos a llsh Shut Up/Guitar/Trance Fusion. Or make a new album with goodies weve never heard. 

The Crux of the Biscuit - Frank Zappa

This is an album I probably shouldn't be reviewing but I do have a few things to say about it so why not. Plus I might actually review all the Zappa albums released in a year, during that year. Something that was to be possible, until the announcement of Meat Light, Chicago '78 and Little Dots all on the same day. That day being this upcoming Friday. I might be able to do Chicago '78 but not sure about the others before December. This was released to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Apostrophe (') , which dropped on March 22nd, 1974. Now this on the other hand was released the same day as Frank Zappa for President, June 15th 2016. So they are a bit late, but whatever, that's not the sort of frustrating part. After all it took some 40 years to release Roxy the Movie. The part that seems to be bothering people, along a bit with me, is this is the third release this year from Frank Zappa (the first being Road Tapes, Venue #3). Now so far they have all kind of been pointless, and just seem to be released to make some money off of the fans. Now I really know that's shitty, but let's delve into this album and just talk about it, I don't want to get off on the whole money aspect.

1. Cosmik Debris: This is a part of the four tracks under the "FZ Early Sequence for Apostrophe' Side 1, Dated 6/30/73". The next 3 tracks are also a part of this. Now this is a very disappointing thing, yes I know its how it was to be set up originally but still you know. How would you like it if your handed something and basically it starts off with a track and the only difference is there's like a spoken word intro or something. It's like the alternate mix of Movin' Out on Pandora's Box. The difference is the intro plays like three times instead of two. How's that different. Now does that take away from the original, not really, but it adds nothing either. So far not off to a good start. To prove my point this version sits are 4:21, the original album version sits at 4:13. So 8 extra seconds we get people, 8 fucking extra seconds.
2. Uncle Remus (Mix Outtake): Okay, in going to be honest this track is one of three reasons I reviewed this album. This is a great song on both versions but there are some slight differences. For one, the Ikettes are more pronounced in this mix and some vocal "commentary", for lack of a better word, only heard in this mix. The commentary being like in Dinah-Moe Humm or Cosmik Debris. When they actually are a part of the world in the song and reply rather than just doing backing harmonies and vocals. Kinda like breaking the fourth wall a bit I guess. Or made there's an aside in the song, kind of breaking out of that. Like a peanut gallery within the song. Plus I like the guitar solo, which probably is the same, but I guess I like it more here. It seems different to me, but I could be remembering wrong. These stupid little things kind of refreshed my interest in a track that I loved, but had grown tired of. Not that it's bad, I just heard it so many times, this alternate mix kind of was a fresh breathe of air to me. You know, and it made me laugh. 
3. Down in de Dew (Alternate Mix): This track is, as the title states, an alternate mix of Down in de Dew. I also wanna point out this was released as a Record Store Day vinyl a few years back, and was included on the AAAFNRAA 2014 Bundle. Like the exact same version of the song, which is just a different mix/edit of the version of Lather. I recently got back from a wedding, three hour drive, where I listened to that album in it's entirety and it's really fucking great. Worth the three hours, but that's besides the point. This is a song that is pretty rewarding, and I enjoy but I don't really think it's anything that you can't hear else where. I do like this but I don't know, I don't know how to feel when the next track uses a lot of the same stuff in it.
4. Apostrophe' (Mix Outtake): This is the full length version of the Apostrophe' title track. The only real comment is its like an extended version of the album version. I do think the segue into this track works well, even thought it is the same basic track as the last with different overdubs. I do enjoy this, don't get me wrong, but only on the occasional listen. I know this would grow old if I listened to this and this album from to back.
5. The Story of "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast": This is part of an interview where in Zappa mentions, the idea kinda came from. It's a beat little thing to have before the suite in the next track. 
6. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow/St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Live): This is reason two for my review. This was taken from the June 24th 1973 show in Sydney where I wanna say they premiere the suite. I love this, and I loved the Australian Yellow Snow off One Shot Deal, recorded the next day but that kind of feels a bit pointless now since we have this whole things. Sadly the only part we didn't get was the Farther Oblivion, but you can hear that on Imaginary Diseases, Pipuantique, and Road Tapes, Venue #2. I love this though, and I love the little ad-libs and what not and him commenting to the audience. This is the fun Zappa that 1979 live recording that pooped up (intended spelling) on You Can't Do That On Sage Anymore 1. That stands at 20 minutes and this is far superior in it's ability to keep you interested in the track. Once I actually mixed bootlegs and the Australian Yellow Snow track together and the Farther Oblivion together to make the full suite. It was like 40 minutes long and I must have listened to that a dozen or so times. So this is nice that there actually is a version released, though not "all" of it. This is good enough though. This is also a bit more laid back in nature than the album version. I really like this track, though because of it's length I won't listen to it all that often, and the fact I've heard it already so many times. I do like the Father O'Blivion track, thought I prefer the fast and exciting one more but this ain't half bad. Thought that did show they could play it fast later on.
7. Excentrifugal Forz (Mix Outtake): I do enjoy the album version of this track, its pretty solid.  But this is basically the same thing, and I feel like it's there to segue into the next track. And also the different lyrics. But it's okay.
8. Energy Frontier (Take 4): Okay, this is probably the hardest part of the album to get through. The next three tracks vary, but not all that much. This has a flute in it quite prevalent, played by either Tom Malone or Earle Dumler. There also is Jack Bruce on bass, Dave Parlato on acoustic bass, Jim Gordon on drums, Tony Duran on rhythm guitar and Frank on lead. This doesn't have the same power or confidence the others have. It feels like a rehearsal more than the actually moving instrument it would become.
9. Energy Frontier (Take 6 with OD's): This is Apostrophe, but with a flute. I really like the flute on this and it is an interesting little addition. There's some nice bass overdubs and it's only four minutes long. This is from the same session that the prior track was from, this time it features overdubs from Zappa, cutting out Dave's acoustic bass and overdubbing bass himself. I do like this, again, but I feel the flute takes away from the punch of the song.
10. Energy Frontier (Bridge): Now this is interesting, this is the original un-overdubbed version of Apostrophe' (Mix Outtake) which is the full version of the album version of the track (just the album version is shorter).Does that make any sense? Hopefully it does because it's kind of confusing a bit, but there isn't terrible much different here than there other than overdubs. But it's basically the same thing, same drum track and same changes. So it's kinda like hear a stripped mix.... kinda. There isn't the same punch the other one has, or the fuzz. This sounds a lot more open and not filing up the track.
11. Cosmik Debris (Basic Tracks - Take 3): So basically an instrumental version of the album version with different solos. There isn't really much more than that. Because of that it kinda of makes it far less enjoyable. I mean it's neat to hear everything, but still. Also this is the best you'll hear the Hendrix quote.
12. Don't Eat the Yellow Snow  (Basic Tracks -  Alternate Take): This has vocals, but feels so bare. Where's the atmosphere, this is kinda lame without it. The double time drums don't come in until right before the track ends.
13. Nanook Rubs It  (Basic Tracks - Outtake): This again has not the same atmosphere.
14. Nanook Rubs It  (Session Outtake): This a 48 second snippet of the album version, but instead they goof or something. 
15. Frank's Last Words.....: I guess it's a nice touch, but really it's not needed. It's sixteen seconds long and has the man saying they got the take, then I think George Duke laughs and Frank laughs and says stop the tape. That's literally it. Oh also there's some marimba in the background playing part of St Alfonso. 

Overall is this really worth a release..... I don't know. I mean I think it's a solid release, but that's because I love the album this is acting as a deluxe edition of. I would almost be happier if they just pulled a 1970: The Complete Funhouse Sessions or The Cutting Edge: The Bootleg Series Vol. 12 where they literally release the entire tapes from the sessions for the album. This kind of feels like the Raw version (2 disc) set of The Basement Tapes. Like just give us the full fucking thing, that'd be a much better gift for a celebration right. I know about the oxidation and the tape and what not and the problems with the vault, but I mean I'd honestly be fine waiting for the 50th to get the full session tapes vs this. But on that note I still love stuff like this, and I really do like how this works... but I hate my fucking self for that. I think this is best to give you a taste of the other options and things he did while making this, but as far as the audio documentaries this is probably the weakest, though Greasy Love Songs should have more material. (I'll just keep this kind of dated back before the announcement of Chicago '78, Meat Light, Little Dots and the absolutely pointless - like no really there's no reason at fucking all for this to exist it's fucking retarded - Zappatite.) I hate myself for doing this but I do really enjoy the entire thing, while it does drag a bit I love the original so much that this is kinda of fucking awesome. I wish there was more, I wish there was a bit different, it wasn't really necessary but I do like it and don't get bored. 8/10.

Frank Zappa for President

Now I have been contemplating to do this since the day it was released, I kinda wanna do The Crux of the Biscuit too, but I figured what's the real point. But I also could do a quick and easy Zappa review for both of these, since I know exactly how I felt the first time I listened to them. So in the spirit of the election year we get this, a collection of tracks with somewhat political themes and what not. So, yeah.... Let's dig in. Also to do a decent review I spent probably more time than I need to listening to the other versions of the songs.

1. Overture to "Uncle Sam": Dated 1993, this is a Synclavier piece by Zappa. Okay so that means it'd fond it self around the time of Dance Me This or Civilization Phase III. Now I've yet to listen to either of those, completely, for the fact I'm not that big on the synclavier pieces. Some I like, like on Thing-Fish, but for the most part I'm just either in different or don't care for. When I listened to this, I have to be honest, I just though it was okay. I mean I liked it I guess, but I didn't love it. I was probably more like on a scale of 1 to 10 a 6, just over half but not much over. I think it would be better if he added something into it. Like maybe a guitar or some vocals or something else rather than just the synclavier and it's samples. All thought I guess I do still enjoy this, it's just I'd rather it be with real instruments. The biggest complaint is that it's 15 minutes long and kinda gets old a bit.
2. Brown Shoes Don't Make It (Remix): In 1970 Frank remixed a number of tracks from the Freak Out! album, some of which later appeared on MOFO. This is a similar affair, but differs in that Dick Kunc remixed it in 1969. Now this is still the album track from November 18th, 1966 but remixed. Now to do an accurate review I needed to revisit the original mix, and the Ryko mix to be able to compare and contrast. The biggest comparison I heard was that it was cleared up. On the original it sounds much more mixed together, for lack of better word. Like if your not paying attention I could see you losing track of what's what. But for the most part you can pick out the different instruments. Now on the Ryko version they added digital reverb and I think it kinda fucks with.... Just look it up its not hard to find hate for the Ryko mixes on a Zappa fansite. But you can also hear the drums much more pronounced at certain parts and there is other louder things mixed louder in certain parts. Now this does make it a bit harder to focus on the overall but whatever. The reverb can also distract you at certain parts, but whatever. Now this version it sounds pretty good. I mean I don't know if it's all that necessary since there's... I don't know. I do like it, but I don't really see the need to include this other than the story of the song. I mean what if they included at version from 1969 or 1968 live, that would be a year that hasn't been released yet. I know I didn't really describe the song, but I don't  want to go to into the song because of next year. 2017 is the 50th anniversary of Absolutely Free review, and because of that I plan to have the review out on June 26th. I also wanna point out I really love the freak out at the end and how it sounds in this remix, you can hear everything.
3. Amnerika (Vocal Version): Now this track, thanks to globalia, pointed out that it's the backing track to That Evil Prince on Thing-Fish or it's the music. I haven't heard that album in a long time, I'm feeling like it could be the same thing, or not, I don't know. I do know that Napoleon sings on this, and it was recorded somewhere from 1982 to 1984 (same time as Thing-Fish). The vocal version reminds me of an extension of The 'Torchum' Never Stops, the section with The Evil Prince. I guess it's nice, I could see some people hating this, but I happen to love Thing-Fish so it's a nice addition I guess.
4. "If I Was President...": The music is dated as 1985 and the spoken word, probably from an interview, is from 1990. I've actually heard the interview that this was taken from, I don't remember what channel or radio or whatever it's from but you can find it on YouTube. As much as I don't LOVE this, I feel like this is what the album probably should have been a mix of him talking on his views over his compositions. I mean he's an intelligent man and his view take the for front over the composition in this situation. You could go, that's against what his intentions for piece so and so was, but I think the synclavier pieces work best when there's something else going on to. Maybe they didn't do it because of the Eat the Question movie thing, but you know but what the fuck. The funny thing about it though is I've seen most of these interviews in the trailer for the movie.
5. When the Lie's So Big: This was taken from the March 25th, 1988 show at the Nassau Coliseum in New York. This track though, finds it's original album as Broadway The Hard Way. So I should touch on this, this is a song making fun of Pat Robertson, who was a televangelist who was very far right and he would later make an even bigger ass of himself. Look up his views on the ERA that he said when he ran for office in '92. Now I am not sure on the music front, if this was or wasn't more his vision of what it was to be. I mean it's welcome because it doesn't just sound like the exact same performance as the album version, which is kinda played straight. This has more changes and things that make it feel like it was the dick around that happened on songs from the band. I mean the message isn't really a dick around message, but it is a bit more fun to listen to than the original released version. This version is better at keeping my attention than the other version.
6. Medieval Ensemble: Another synclavier piece from 1985 and unlike the last sole instrumental piece on this, sits are over 6 minutes. I do find this piece a bit more interesting than the last, it's a bit more chaotic I'd say up front. I also like the way the melody is moving. Yes this eventually starts to get old, but I isn't as bad as say the opening.
7. America the Beautiful: Taken from the same show as Lie's So Big, this is a cover of the famous song, and it was previously featured on the AAA·FNR·AAA Birthday Bundle from 2008. Now that pisses me off a bit is they are the same fucking length, they don't really even differ at all. I dig the track, but like what the fuck guys, there's no other performance of the song. Okay now that that's over I can say, what I like. The '88 band, while his "best" I don't love everything they did. There's a lot of great shit, but not everything is as good as everything else. These the great performances, then there are the songs that have a certain charm to them. This song has that charm, for me at least and I also do like Bobby's vocals a lot. It's a nice way to end this and probably the best choice, though I'd prefer a different date or live recording. The solo also works in this song so that's a plus. 

Overall I have to give this album a 7/10. I mean it isn't terrible, no. Is there any cohesiveness, kinda. I mean I get the Presidential Year (kinda like how they released Understanding America in 2012) theme to it and the political message, though instrumental might not be the best for this type of album. Basically what it is... It's just a collection of tracks and I mean I guess you could go why? But I do enjoy it and I don't mind this album. That could be the fan boy speaking, probably, but I don't hate this album. It's not as bad as Road Tapes 3. If your a fan I'd check this out, if your not I don't know if this is the best first album for you. I mean it is easy to take, for the most part, but if you don't like it don't let it turn you off. So yeah, hopefully that makes sense. I'll probably end up doing Crux in 7 or so reviews.

Freak Out! - The Mothers of Invention

Today marks the 50th anniversary of one of my favorite, and one of the most influential to me personally, release #1 by Zappa. This also happens to be the debut album by The Mothers of Invention, bestowed upon the unworthy Earth on June the 27th, 1966. Where to start, where to start.... Well, I don't really know? I think this is one of the greatest records ever made, and should be on the lists for guitarists to listen to, and for fans of music in general. In fact I'd go as far as the only reason for it to not be on a top 100+ list is only if you Rolling Suck, or you've never heard it prior to compiling it to the list. It also happens to be quite funny, and is not super serious (well at some parts). All and all its just a really a great rhythm & blues record. I can go on and on forever about the history but why do that. I wanted to note for this review that i will not be using the CD, because that's the most common version of the album (the '87 remix/'95 Rykodisk versions). I will be using the original vinyl mixes (Disc one of MOFO), and also my vinyl copy of the album. Why? Well, why not do the original version for the anniversary.

1. Hungry Freaks, Daddy: Opening the album we get this, this rocker that just takes you there. With the help of Elliott's lead and the other Ray's tamborine, but it's the song in general. Something nice about this is it has something to say and it says it,  being pretty funny along the way (kinda). I think the lyrics are straight and the point I don't really think this could have opened better with what's present. Plus that solo, damn Winged Eel Fingerling.... 
2. I Ain't Go No Heart: An instant classic, I love this song so much. This is a bit less punchy, like it doesn't feel like a rock song with a punch as much as a rhythm and blues number. This has a timpani and feels very large, again we get some great playing and this song is so crafted, and sounds so great. I love the middle eight and it's so fucking large. I'm serious you could easily turn this into a big band television/orchestral piece. Also that ending......... he's a bumber every summer.
3. Who Are The Brain Police?: A complete change of tone. The first two tracks where upbeat, fast and exciting. Upbeat as in not downers sonically, this couldn't be any more opposite. This sounds as if you were on a bad acid trip and your senses were slowed down. There are moments, during the verses before the refrain, of the Umpalumpa song. The thing is, that came out 5 years after this. This also is pretty trippy, as mentioned, and I think (as much as it sounds like I'm sucking his dick) a really nice contrast from the first two. The sound isn't boring, and overall it sounds like a nice change of pace really. I can't every begin to tell you how much I love the freak out in this thing and it's such a fucking great song.
4. Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder: A doo-wop classic, sung by Ray Collins. This is a solid tune, and does a great job of replicating the sound and style. This isn't quite as silly sound ling as say, Oh in the Sky, but its a got some boy soprano from Roy. This tune also works and feels like its fit in a movie from the 50s very snugly. Great tune that really "is very greasy". The song progresses, though it's probably an inside joke, it contains one of my favorite lyrics about khakis. And the song becomes more silly after that but it's still done pretty straight for the style. Also fuck, Eugene that's some fucking fire piano playing.
5. Motherly Love: This is rather funny. I could be misreading this, but I feel like when you hear Motherly Love its like (and as the lyrics hint) love from a Mom. But the lyrics also hint at it being "love" from a Mother. Thus is a solid R&B number, and just rocks. This also has some funny little sounds here and there and some nice playing, as with the rest of the record. But it's solid bro.
6. How Could I Be Such a Fool: This is a song that's grown on me oh so much. It's sort of weird, where the others thus far rocked or were kind of shallow this song musically is sad. Like I feel like Zappa could be making a joke, but this song is so fucking good. Like if he wasn't a cynic I feel like this could be a great break up song. The arrangement..... Fucking Amazing, and it comes and goes so fast. I feel like it is like a relationship, grasp it and get what you can and give what you can to it while its still here. This might be one of best songs here to be honest. Also Carol Kaye plays 12 string guitar on this track.
7. Wowie Zowie: This is a fun little ditty that could very easily be a children's song. I feel like he was going for that too with some of the lyrics. But then, I mean it's bizarre.... I still love it. The xylophone makes it more playful but it still has the that great hook. 
8. You Didn't Try to Call Me: This is another huge song that is phenomenally put together. Pet Sounds is a masterpiece, fuck that noise everything here kills that fucking notion. This song is a great and I really don't have much to say other than this is hilarious, but sonically it's great.
9. Any Way the Wind Blows: Another break up song, another classic. This song is very memorable and has that fun Wowie Zowie feeling but is a bit more serious maybe. You know the whole gauntlet of what this album puts you thought, why can't all music be this compelling, fun, exciting, scary and interesting. Also there's a neat background to this story in the liner notes of the original Lp
10. I'm Not Satisfied: Is it wrong to find this track funny. While it isn't as mellow dramatic as the lyrics, well extreme, to ITIGKM this sonically sounds like a "depressed" teenager. Don't get me wrong, it's a great tune, it's just it fits so well with this shallow, one dimensional character. Like really, I can't help but laugh at this song. The music is so big and so large, as with all the other tracks.
11. You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here: This title is a bit misleading. but it's such a weird song. Like really, it's got that kooky feeling to it but I also feel like it might be a love song. But then again, most love songs aren't really that deep, so maybe it's just the satire :) I love the music and the lyrics have me rolling on the floor and I can so fucking quote this. The call and response, in the Zappa's dead pan. Plus I caught that Caravan reference.
12. Trouble Every Day: One of the best blues song ever. Seriously; not only does the music have balls and kick ass, the message is equal to that of the music. Actually the lyrics might be more relevant today than back then, at the very least are still relevant today. This really is s song to aspire to pull off if your a musician who isn't just in it for quick doe, but rather the are, craft and power of music. Really, I'm serious, flawless.
13. Help, I'm A Rock: On the vinyl this and the following track were the two sections of one track, but for the sake of the way the thing is why not. This is a bizarre track, which I don't really know how to describe. I know the rhythm section is really doing a great job keeping the beat but the voices sound like they're freaking out. This also has some kind a funny stuff, but it feel a bit like an experiment. There is a section that changes but I believe it to be the In Memorium of Edgar Varese but yeah, hear it yourself, but I personally love it.
14. It Can't Happen Here: Another quotable tune, that is just all kind of wonderful. I love it and it makes sense that it follows what just happened. Also this is an all a capella tune. Well that's at least for most of it, there's this piece spliced in there..... it's fucking great. Feels sort of improvised. I also think parts of the next track, or parts of this track, are in the next track. But they mention Suzy.
15. The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet: "Suzy, Suzy Creamcheese. What's gotten into ya darling" what a way to end the record, that voice introduction then go straight into the Varése quote with the lion or whatever it's called. Love the drum beat in that beginning and this is the sound of chaos. I really think you need to hear it yourself, also it's nice to hear it not so reverby as on the Freak Out! cds. I love sounds and how stuff works and Zappa obviously know how to do dat shit. The thing picks up pace and starts to sound like white noise almost. As the song progresses it becomes complete chaos until it becomes a sort of reprise of It Can't Happen Here then going into a sort of Mr. Bungle/Were Only In It For The Money/Lumpy Gravy thing for the last four or so minutes. It's really something to hear, not only does it make me smile, but I love every second.

Overall I have to give this a 11/10. I didn't highlight anything because there are kind of all my favorite songs. Actually upon re-visitation I might like this more than Abbey Road. Even if you think his humor is stupid, his writing is to silly, or his music is to complex to swallow; I am under the belief there is still something here for you to find and take home. From the novelty to the political messages to the blues rockers and doo-wop tracks. From the avant-garde experiments and musique concrete compositions to the down right and instantly quotable song. No matter your taste, no matter your style, there will be something for you to take from this 1966 classic double album. And to be honest, these songs are so damn catchy I can't imagine you not coming away with something you sing. I mean I can't stress that enough. This is the perfect starting point to get into Frank's enormous body of work, and its also one of his best. Also if I didn't make it clear, check the lyrics out, it'll be worth it trust me.

LISTEN TO THIS RECORD, I couldn't fit it in the Albums to hear before you die with the amount of characters in the Blogger label section. 

Road Tapes, Venue #3 - Frank Zappa

This is the third release in the, Road Tapes series released by the Frank Zappa family. It contains concerts, all thus far with The Mothers, and was started back in 2012. This recording finds itself from July 5th, 1970 and was recorded at the Tyrone Guthrie Theater, in Minneapolis Minnesota. The only part of this concert that's ever been released was the 9 minutes that make up Nancy & Mary Music off Chunga's Revenge. I once had heard a bootleg, parts, from the month, July 2nd (?) 1970. So its been years, but yeah. Basically the point is I can probably guess how this will sound, but let's be hopeful.

1. Tyrone Start the Tape: I can assume, based off the past few releases, this is either a chat/rap or just tuning up. Like this probably isn't really a track, more of a thing left in to get you in the feeling of the show. A preamble if you may. And to my surprise, I'm correct.
2. King Kong: Right off the bat we get Kong, which by now is actually pretty solid. While I enjoy the 60's performances, they weren't as together. By that I mean, it has parts that aren't as interesting. But to my surprise, this isn't the same exciting version I've heard on albums/recordings from this period. I mean it isn't terrible but it isn't mind blowing. It's more at the tempo of the original, maybe a bit faster, but not nearly as fast as it'd eventually become. I really like the keys in this one. In fact that might be my favorite part. 
3. Wonderful Wino: I was glad to see this, and the next few tracks on the track listing. I like the performances of these tunes during this tour/era. This isn't half bad, I like the Bringing In The Sheers intro, but this performance, and the quality of the audio.... I could listen to Freaks & Motherfu*#@%! or Disconnected Synapses. I mean really, I was hoping this'd be awesome and it kind of isn't. 
4. Concentration Moon: I dig this, but the second this started my heart sunk. I really should just be listening to Freaks & Motherfu*#@%!.
5. Mom & Dad: This is another favorite of mine, but what is brought to the table. Nothing new.
6. The Air: A great tune from Uncle Meat. Just listen to Playground Psychotics version.
7. Dog Breath: This version isn't half bad, I kinda dig it. It's pretty fun. It isn't mixed with Uncle Meat or anything so it goes by pretty fast. 
8. Mother People: This is another track I can dig, but I doubt I'll ever re-listen to it. I mean I'm open to other performances of this, but the Money versions so ingrained in me its almost like trying to make a better star wars than Empire or the original. 
9. You Didn't Try to Call Me: Again, what's the fucking point. The ending is nice, but yeah I don't really see much of one. 
10. Agon - Interlude: This is a selection from the Stravinsky composed Agon ballet. I really like when they played Petrushka in the song, and loved the Octandre but like what's the point. Why not release a Zappa covers Stravinsky and some of his other favorite composers album. That'd be much better and more interesting instead of giving us a load of bullshit that sounds terrible. Now on to the thing I've been waiting to hear, and it goes by so fast I couldn't make heads or tails. When I came back to hear it again, if I didn't know it was this before, I could easily mix it up for a little segue and not a Stravinsky cover or quote. 
11. Call Any Vegetable: Better version's on Just Another Band From L.A. All thought I did like the Invocation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin and the solos aren't horseshit. It's good enough, thought again the other versions better. When it gets to Soft-Cell Conclusion I think it's okay, but they best part is the solos. They really get into the jam, and to be honest, it's pretty freaking great. I'm not gonna lie. Everyone here is doing a great job, and I love the drums during that solo.
12. King Kong / Igor's Boogie: Kong Returns, with Igor's Boogie attached to it. While I prefer this over the first attempt at a Kong this clocks in at about 22 minutes and it isn't half bad to be honest. Like this might be the first track I genuinely want to come back to. I don't want to get into too much detail, I would rather someone...... Maybe check this one song out on YouTube or something. Ian's sax solo is pretty interesting to me I don't know. This is realistically one of a few tracks I'll come back to. Also I like what I'm hearing from Ansley. Then there is this vocal thing and it goes into a Zappa solo, this is what I like to hear on a new record. While not completely new, it isn't the exact same thing I can find on something else. And if it is it's still solid in it's own right.
13. It Can't Happen Here: Oh also, great right, this track is 3 minutes long and the first 40 or so seconds is the song and the rest is a preamble into Sharleena.
14. Sharleena: This is a favorite of mine from the era, which I feel like is a solid tune. I like this live setting for the song, I really like the way the organ sounds. While were back to the noticeable lesser quality vocals (recording wise not singing) I wish it was louder. I don't know if you care to know this, but this was recorded the month following the studio version. The album version is dated June 1970, this is July 5th, 1970. I think its a solid rendition of the tune. I also like the guitar in it.

Now on to the second disc of the album. 

1. The 23rd "Mondellos": This begins the second show and this just happens to be preamble basically.
2. Justine: So I had to look up where this song was from originally, and it's a cover of the Don and Dewis track from 1958. Something I noticed when I looked it up was the fact that the Harris credited as a writer is Sugarcane Harris. So that made me wonder, while anticipating the record, is he on this thing. He very well could be, And to my dismay, this turned out to be a flop. It kind of was terrible to be honest. Kind cock rocky, but in a bad way.
3. Pound For A Brown: I actually quite enjoy this version of the song. I mean it's not a far cry from other Mothers of Invention versions, but I still dig it. I like how it's kinda laid back and chill. While this isn't Zappa's most energetic or into it solo, I still like the tone of the solo.
4. Sleeping in a Jar: I like the flow into this track a lot, it was seamless and I only knew because it said the track changed on my Last.fm iTunes scrobbler. This is a well enough jazzy version of the track, and I dig it. There are theses electronics that sound like they would be on an album, because of studio mess about's, but they aren't I dig those. Ansley starts up this drum patter I really liked
5. Sharleena: Why the fuck have the same song twice, really. This is another version of the track. I mean this is basically the same as the album and the other version. So really it's like having the same track twice.
6. "A Piece of Contemporary Music": Now I don't know if this is a joke or not, but it kinds reminds me of the Mario song at parts. But it also sounds like something that I really dig. I like the playfulness of it, and dig what's going on here. The track is pretty solid in my eyes. It's almost like a free formed Bebop Tango sort of. Or maybe a first attempt at something like that. Then there is a part that reminds me so fucking much of Desert Search for Techno Allah. This definitely is a proto Mr. Bungle piece. Just check it out your self.
7. The Return of the Hunchback Duke: This piece also includes The Little House I Used to Live In and Holiday in Berlin. I don't think this is as good as the other long track, and I think maybe it's because of their singing that goofs it up. I mean I'd rather it just be an instrumental, but it isn't terrible. There are moments I hear something great, but far more that are just okay or average I guess.
8. Crusing For Burgers: You know I don't know how I feel about this. I mean I really dig later versions of the track, but I mean I don't know if I'm feeling this version. It kinda feels like somethings missing.
9. Let's Make The Water Turn Black: This is kinda faithful to the original, but I mean again, nothing really new here.
10. Harry, You're A Beast: Same thing as the last track. If were being honest.
11. Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck: They managed to make an underwhelming version of those..,,... HOW! HOW!!!!! Really I've heard a fucking 20 minutes version of this on Road Tapes 
12. Call Any Vegetable: Again, why have the same song twice. It's not even like its on different dates, it's kinda the same thing. The only real saving grace is here there's a sax solo instead of a guitar solo. But I mean, I guess that's a nice difference, but then why..... I just feel like the two inclusions were pointless. I mean it's a concert, but still. And sadly, I am kinda bored at this point. I just want this to end.
13. Mondello's Revenge: Hey another talking track. Not really much else Going in to be honest. 
14. The Clap (Chunga's Revenge): Okay, so I'm not exactly sure what to expect. It's called Chungas Revenge, but the last tracks title hinted at that being Chunga's (alla Buffalo's Revenge). But I also know that there exists an percussion only track on that album that shares this title.  Wait, that intro got me, really it pulled me in. It sort of woke me up if were being honest. This isn't amazing, but you know fuck it, it's good enough and I dig it. While it's kinda lowkey, it mean other songs on this were to so it kind of sonically fits you know.

Overall I have to give this third installment a 6/10. To be honest there is no point in this being released. Other than the new tracks, there was no reason. I was excited to hear this, I was like maybe it'll be as good as the other ones. I was very wrong, in fact I decided to continue this review to tell people not to pay for this unless you absolutely need to. I will list now albums that have been released in that make this pointless basically (in order of release). Chunga's Revenge, Filmore East - June 1971, maybe 200 Motels, Just Another Band From L.A., You Can't Do That On Stage series Vol. 1, 3 and 6, Freaks & Motherfu*#@%!, Disconected Synapses, Tengo Na Minchia Tanta, two tracks off At The Circus, Swiss Cheese/Fire!, Playground Psychotics, Carnegie Hall, Finer Moments and you know what, if you're so inclined listen to the fucked up John & Yoko mixes of songs off Playground Psychotics off their 1972 live album Some Time in New York City. I figured since I knew how I felt there wouldn't be much of a reason to hold off on this review. Maybe I'm being to harsh, I mean the instruments are the highlights, but then again I've heard better versions you know.

Joe's Camouflage - Frank Zappa

This is the fifth album in the Joe's Corsaga that started with Joe's Corsage (covering pre-Freak Out! recordings from The Mothers circa 1965-1966) in 2004 and seemed to conclude with 2008's Joe's Menage (cassette tape produced by Zappa, recorded from 1975 Virginia). This covers the band that rehearsed in the Summer of 1975 but never toured. This band is consisting of the following Napoleon Murphy Brock, Robert "Frog" Camarena, Denny Walley, Novi Novog, Terry Bozzio and Roy Estrada. I've seen everyone's name on releases before except Novi. This is, I believe, her first Zappa contribution being released. She contributes viola and vocals on this album. I looked her up and she contributed to various other artists album such as Carly Simon and was on some tracks off Purple Rain and Around the World in a Day. Some of the tracks here were present on Joe's Menage and probably because they were rehearsed for the tour that "never happened".

1. Phyniox (Take 1): This opens the album, and it's neat. This is probably the best song here. It's very interesting and reminds me of Cruising For Burgers from the Zappa In New York album.
2. T'Mershi Duween: This track made it's first appearance on 1988's You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. 2. That recording predates this one by about a year or so. I do like this song, and I think it's got a fun feeling to it, especially after the prior track. I'm digging the viola, and Terry's drums. It has an ump-pah-pah feeling to it. This is pretty cool track.
3. Reeny Ra: This is possibly the best track to follow it up, and it has that old Mothers of Invention feeling to it. My guess is because Roy was there, but this is a fun song. It reminds me of The Blues Brothers.
4. "Who Do You Think You Are": Here they are playing some song I can't think of. You can hear them talking, and laughing. I guess it's good they're having a good time. That's probably the most important part right?
5. "Slack 'Em All Down": This is just them talking. It's really kind of in between talking that would be on Playground Psychotics or something like that.
6. Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?: Later released on ZINY this track is a fun track. I enjoy this track and when I found out this would be on the album I was kind of excited to see what it was. This doesn't have a very good quality sound to it. The vocals are too quiet and it's sounds like the guitar was direct and everything else wasn't. I do kind of like the whole different vibe to it. The song reminds me a little of Society Pages. This isn't that band, with a country twang to it. But you know, if it was better sounding I'd be much appreciative, thought I believe they released the best quality they could. I like that guitar, I think it's a Spanish guitar. This is probably one of the best song on the album. And it's neat to have a woman singing on this track. Just like Bianca on Philly '76.
7. The Illinois Enema Bandit: Another ZINY track, and again spiked my curiosity. This doesn't really sound like the album version until Brock starts singing. The arrangement sounds much more laid back and probably rehearsal sound. Usually Ray sings the song, so it was kind of nice to hear Napi sing it. This isn't as exciting as the LP version, or really any other version I've heard. The first track I heard off this was Any Downers? and that was kind of a let down. I guess this version is OK, it's only 6 minutes verses 11. So I guess I can deal with it for it's length once or twice. Novi sounds like a little mouse who hasn't hit puberty. I do like the whole vocal part, with no instrumentation. It's at the ending of the song. There isn't a solo, but there doesn't really need to be one in rehearsal.
8. Sleep Dirt - In Rehearsal: I couldn't believe this was here, there are only one version of this track, Sleep Dirt. So I was kind of interested in hearing this, since the only other times it's somewhere is on Playground Psychotics and it was quoted in the track "Don't Eat There" from 1971 and it was the album version on The Guitar World According To Frank Zappa from 1987.
9. Black Napkins: Originally from Zoot Allures, an album I did not to long ago. I think that this is kind of the way that it's always done. I do kind of wish there was a viola intro to the song, esp this was the only time a person played viola to my recognition on a Zappa release. I like the synths in there, but you know there isn't really anything here I'ven't heard before. This song kind of seems like a really long 8 minutes.
10. Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance: This track finds itself from WOIIFTM from 1968. The track is older than that, an instrumental recording on 1996's The Lost Episodes is from 1963. This is the version that's essentially on FZ:OZ and Joe's Menage. It's got a reggae feeling to it. I can get down with track, possibly the first track that I truly like. Thought it's nothing special. It's the best track here.
11. Denny & Froggy Relate: This is kind of an interview set up, where they play I'm The Slime in the background. It's actually kind of neat sounding with the violin, but it's only 31 seconds.
12. "Choose Your Foot": This is essentially the same as "Slack 'Em All Down". A dialogue dominant track. A field recording type thing.
13. Any Downers?: This is essentially the same version as the one on the bootleg I heard recorded claims to be from around 1973. This version, well honestly, it's actually a pretty boring 6 minutes. The ad lib in there is kinda funny, and the "Are you holding any Denny" and his response is kinda funny, but beside that its kinda anticlimactic. There's a solo but the song is still a little too long and doesn't reach the same heights as the album version. The lyrics are slightly different too. But you know the song just kind of drags on a little. I do think its a good song, just I don't think the 6 minutes is really justified.
14. Phyniox (Take 2): This is kind of the same thing as the first take, though I enjoy the second a little more. It's better put together in my opinion. 
15. "I Heard A Note!": This isn't anything special, it's just kind of field audio, thought there isn't really much of anything in it, other then a few words. I don't really think that this was necessary to be on the album other than to have some rehearsal dialogue, which there isn't much in this recording.

Overall I have to say that this album gets a 4/10. I kind of was thinking about this and what it should be. This is essentially a better sound quality version of Joe's Domage, but with the Summer 75 band instead of the 72 band. You know, I think it's Ok, but I think that if this band were to tour, It may have been a little different. Not entirely different, some of my favorite tracks might be different, but you know. It's probably better the way it happened, fate worked itself out. Look forward to next month were I do THE Captain's classic and a Zappa classic, both of which were released in March. Another hint, they were ten years apart. I'd give this a listen or two.... that's probably it though. The only thing that saved the score was the fact it was rehearsals and that second and third tracks.

Zoot Allures - Frank Zappa

This is the first album since the final ending of The Mothers of Invention. Though there are some Mothers on this album, Terry Bozzio, Captain Beefheart, among a few others. This is pretty much like Zappa's Diamond Dogs. Why may you ask I said this. Not because it's stylistically, but because they both played main parts with fewer contributions from others. I feel that overall though this was kind of just put together. But this was released on Warner after a dispute on his own DiscReet Records and Herb his business partner. That led to Bat Chain Puller not being released until 2012.

1. Wind Up Working At A Gas Station: Davey the guy who sings on this also sings on Lemme Take You To The Beach. This song continues the continuity of gas stations. You can hear his voice in the backing vocals. This is a good intro and grabs your attention. Though the lyrics are still silly that doesn't really ruin the song. I like the counter voices part. Good example is like in the end of New Religion by Duran Duran. It's a quick 2:30. A decent track {6/10}
2. Black Napkins: This became one of Zappa's most famous guitar pieces. Along with instrumentals like Zoot Allures and Watermelon In Easter Hay, I don't think that there are many that top in terms of being known. The Deathless Horsie is great, but I don't think it's probably as well known. Of the 4 mentioned two are on this album. This song is smooth and kind of relaxing. It was "captured" at Osaka, Japan in 1976 on February 3rd. I don't know if there are overdubs on this track or not. The outro is better than the rest. Where it kind of doubles tempo or speeds up. I think it sounds cool. 
3. The Torture Never Stops: The only thing Zappa doesn't do on this track is drums and moans. This is an awesome track. He, along with, Gail and another woman recorded several hours of "recreational activities" audio. That is the moans and squeaks and squeals in this track. This is a dark track and great when it comes to imagery. Even with lines like "the night of the iron sausage" this is still dark. There is a picture that happens in this song and those moans fit it. It's sick he put those in there and they fit. And the keys are pretty sick, pre-chorus,  and also chorus. The long solo in this song is played and the moans "solo" too. I couldn't imagine going on a date then playing this song. Well, unless you're into that Läther stuff. "Choke me out, gauge me with a spoon" you know what I mean? I do have to be in the mood to tolerate this long solo though. The tracks fine, it's just that part. I love the "pig squeals" right before the lyrics come back in. Post solo there is an interesting part right at "locked away down there". That instrumental "fill" after the line. That's sick. The ending of this song is a pretty cool. I enjoy it, and think that sit is kind of worth it. The ending is not just a repeat of the beginning, it's kind of messed with. It makes it neat. Solid bass line to. 
4. Ms Pinky: Out of the numerous versions of this track, my least favorite is this one. This is the backing track for Thing-Fish's version too. I don't care for the darkness of the instruments. That's odd for me to say, but let me explain a little better. The guitar/bass overdrive thing isn't doing it for me. Maybe it'd sound better on vinyl and make the crunch warmer, but right now I'm just ok with it. This track is much more interesting on Buffalo or YCDTOSA, Vol. 6. This is a good song, but not so much this version. This song is also classic Zappa sexual humor with this being about a sex toy. 
5. Find Her Finer: This song has a kind of country vibe to it with the harmonica. Like the last song, this is a sexual themed song. Except this is about, as on Philly '76 the "virtual instruction booklet on how to do it". "It" being how to get laid. This song is just ok, I don't think that it's anything that amazing. I like Lady Bianca's vocals in the Philly version more. I think they add more of an atmosphere.
6. Friendly Little Finger: This track is much better than the prior. This was supposedly, according to the man himself, a creation of Xenchrony. I like this more than the prior track. I like how it fits but it's kind of off, it's like Rubber Shirts but this has more of a drive to it. This is solid enough to be alone by itself. It's kind of like complete madness. But I like that its like that. The very ending reminds me of Aerosmith. This track is sick, better on the 2012 Remaster and contains the intro to Wonderful Wino.
7. Wonderful Wino: The music for the track was written by Simmons and the lyrics by FZ. Part of this track date back to about '73. Tracks like this are the reason Zappa bootlegs rock. There are a bunch of different versions, live and studio, of this song. The original Jeff Simmons' track from 1970, the Flo & Eddie live version (playground psychotics, or freaks & motherfu*#@%!), the Ricky Lancelotti version from 1973 (lost episodes), this version. I don't know what my favorite version is, but I know it's not this one. This is a solid version, but I'm not huge on Frank's voice in the track. You understand what he's saying but it's ultimately between Ricky and Jeff for the best version. The same backing track on Ricky's was the same as this albums version.
8. Zoot Allures: This song is basically chords. It's not all that complex of what I imagined it to be based of it being the title track. This is really chill-axed a ton. This is a song I could see someone smoking too. This is another of Zappa's self claimed signature pieces. This is a very unique song and I like the bizarre vibe from it. Also the vibraphones in this track (?). The solo is playing over a solid backing that contains a harp or something that sounds like a harp. It's hard to hear, but pretty. The song fades out.
9. Disco Boy: This is a solid track, the 2012 Cd having the full intro and outro of the song. This is a fun song and glad to hear the whole thing. The 2012 remaster has something's I don't remember, mainly because the Ryko cut it out. The guitar in this track is cool and a towards the end sounds like a surf guitar a little. There are parts where it kind of just pops up (synth), but sounds cool. This is slow though and not very exciting. It kind of drags a little. I like the synths too. I like the guitar at the end, before it gets distorted. 

Overall I have to give this album a 6/10. This is his most "Straight"-"Forward"* album I know of by him. This is certainly has an atmosphere to it, and it's dark and it's dry. I wouldn't want to hang around this guy based on this album. This is not a first discover album for someone who wants to get into him, but this is a good album for maybe a guitarist.